whole lotta stinky, yeah

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im an angel faced mama, but dont be fooled
you know the devils got my son.

tits-n-t4ts:

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

(via everythingsalive)

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(Source: peenslaya, via tinysquids)

what she says:you can touch my hair if you want
what she means:please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten

joyceanfartboner:

why the fuck would a woman pretend to like videogames to fuck some fedora neckbeard i dont get this concept i dont think it’s ever happened

(via avengingthenormandy)

realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

(via avengingthenormandy)

magicbuffet:

does anyone else get that thing where the exact moment you stop having a crush on someone, you begin to kind of hate everything they do

(via avengingthenormandy)

noemail:

snoop dog going around in a blonde bob wig telling people he’s a white man named Todd is the best piece of performance art of 2014

(via socialtangent)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via avengingthenormandy)