I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times
drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
|what she says:||you can touch my hair if you want|
|what she means:||please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten|
why the fuck would a woman pretend to like videogames to fuck some fedora neckbeard i dont get this concept i dont think it’s ever happened
I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE
does anyone else get that thing where the exact moment you stop having a crush on someone, you begin to kind of hate everything they do
snoop dog going around in a blonde bob wig telling people he’s a white man named Todd is the best piece of performance art of 2014