Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
i dont feel like i can turn to anyone about all my mommy problems.
its 11 at night. g is still awake, and i want to scream.
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
1. Cutting nails…. The pressure to cut off these razor blades and not catching skin whilst moving every which way….eeccckk give me a second whilst I mop my forehead.
2. Trying to give a poorly screaming baby medicine. Sooooooo stressful!! Oh wait did that even go in his mouth. Er no it’s down his front, let’s try again!!?
3. Changing nappies when all he wants to do is move around and play. Aaarrrggghhhh let me get another wipe to mop this trail of poop.
3 of my most stressful mummy duties. We have to do them but by golly it ages me!
I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
Yeah it’s really frustrating that girls don’t realize by being in public alone they are either soliciting sex or looking for their Romeo 100% of the time.
every time i see this i think “i do like my coffee how i like myself: creamy, sweet and hot enough to warm your hands”
"you only post selfies for the attention"
everything I do is for attention
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.