whole lotta stinky, yeah

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im an angel faced mama, but dont be fooled
you know the devils got my son.

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

(via affirmati0n0fserenity)


Like when women hate men it’s frustrating at worst, maybe it hurts someone’s feelings, but when men hate women they are shamed, abused, patronized, demeaned, objectified, raped, and murdered, ya feel me, so even if I WAS a raging misandrist like worst case scenario I’d be a bummer at parties, meanwhile a girl somewhere literally can’t leave her house because it’s dark outside.

(via beinghumanin221b)


all grandmas smell the same

my mothers mother smells like home cooked meals.
my fathers mother smells like chanel no5 and expensive fabrics.

(Source: moseby, via sambo-pumpkin)

this morning george was being such a little jerk, and i had to take him out of daycare.
so i decided today was the day to do hardcore potty training. 

he has pottied three times in the past half hour! OH HELL YEAH